Written by DP | Updated
Before we get started, if you've watched Will Ferrell on SNL do his Robert Goulet skits, give out five drinks. That stuff is hilarious. Also, if you and a friend can recreate any Ferrell/Cheri Oteri Spartans cheerleading bit, you can give out 5 drinks each.
Give out a drink to anyone who can't complete the quote, "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is ..."
One thing you don't want to do is drink a Mad Elf while playing the Elf Drinking Game. That's because Troeg's holiday beer is 11% ABV and will absolutely ruin your night if you have too much of it.
Take One Drink
- If Buddy asks a question
- If Buddy screams "Santa"
- If someone sings
Take Two Drinks
- If Buddy eats ABC gum
- If Buddy gets hurt
- When baby Buddy crawls into Santa's sack
- When Elves make Etch-a-Sketches
Take Three Drinks
- When Jon Favreau performs a paternity test
Take Four Drinks
- When Buddy eats cotton balls
Finish Your Drink
- When Artie Lange appears as Fake Santa
- When Walter opens a gift from Buddy that was addressed to, "that Special Someone"
- When Peter Dinklage is called an angry elf.
- When Buddy drinks an entire two-liter of Coke, you drink with him
- When Buddy machine guns those snowballs, everyone drinks along