Elf

Before we get started, if you've watched Will Ferrell on SNL do his Robert Goulet skits, give out five drinks. That stuff is hilarious. Also, if you and a friend can recreate any Ferrell/Cheri Oteri Spartans cheerleading bit, you can give out 5 drinks each.

Give out a drink to anyone who can't complete the quote, "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is ..."

One thing you don't want to do is drink a Mad Elf while playing the Elf Drinking Game. That's because Troeg's holiday beer is 11% ABV and will absolutely ruin your night if you have too much of it.

Take One Drink

• If Buddy asks a question
• If Buddy screams "Santa"
• If someone sings

Take Two Drinks

• If Buddy eats ABC gum
• If Buddy gets hurt
• When baby Buddy crawls into Santa's sack
• When Elves make Etch-a-Sketches

Take Three Drinks

• When Jon Favreau performs a paternity test

Take Four Drinks

• When Buddy eats cotton balls

Finish Your Drink

• When Artie Lange appears as Fake Santa
• When Walter opens a gift from Buddy that was addressed to, "that Special Someone"

Social

• When Peter Dinklage is called an angry elf.

Waterfall

• When Buddy drinks an entire two-liter of Coke, you drink with him
• When Buddy machine guns those snowballs, everyone drinks along